Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

5.0 star property

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3 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine
Interior
Cocktail bar
Staircase
3 restaurants, breakfast, lunch, dinner served; British cuisine

Reviews

8.0 out of 10
Very good

Popular amenities

  • Pool
  • Air conditioning
  • Bar
  • Spa
  • Breakfast available

Explore the area

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73-75 Wycombe End,Buckinghamshire, Beaconsfield, England, HP9 1LX
  • Bekonscot Model Village
    ‪19 min walk‬
  • Cliveden House
    ‪9 min drive‬
  • Windsor Castle
    ‪19 min drive‬
  • London (LHR-Heathrow)
    ‪19 min drive‬

Room options

Snug

7.2 out of 10
Good
(14 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Cosy

9.0 out of 10
Wonderful
(10 reviews)
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 Double Bed

Boujee

7.0 out of 10
Good
(7 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

Decadent

9.4 out of 10
Exceptional
(8 reviews)
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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About this property

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield

Adults-only hotel with 3 restaurants and a fitness center
This smoke-free hotel features 3 restaurants, an outdoor pool, and a fitness center. Free WiFi in public areas and free self parking are also provided. Additionally, a bar/lounge, spa services, and wedding services are onsite. Change of towels is available on request.
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers 48 accommodations with complimentary bottled water and coffee/tea makers. Each accommodation is individually furnished and decorated. Beds feature premium bedding. Flat-screen televisions are featured in guestrooms.

Bathrooms include bathrobes, complimentary toiletries, and hair dryers. This Beaconsfield hotel provides complimentary wireless Internet access, with a speed of 25+ Mbps. Housekeeping is offered daily and change of towels can be requested.

Recreational amenities at the hotel include an outdoor pool and a fitness center.

The recreational activities listed below are available either on site or nearby; fees may apply.

Guests can pamper themselves by indulging in the onsite spa services. Services include Thai massages and massages.
Our customers tell us they can't get enough of the helpful staff at Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. During your stay, you'll be within walking distance of Bekonscot Model Village. Features include free WiFi in public areas and free self parking, plus 3 restaurants.
  • Free WiFi (speed: 25+ Mbps)
  • Free self parking
  • Enjoy British cuisine while dining at English Restaurant
  • Cooked-to-order breakfast served daily for a fee
  • Take a swim in the outdoor pool
  • Services include luggage storage and wedding services
  • Onsite recreation includes a gym and fitness classes
  • Just a 2-minute drive from Bekonscot Model Village and a few minutes from Chiltern Hills
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield offers its guests an outdoor pool and a fitness center. There are 3 restaurants on site. You can enjoy a drink at the bar/lounge. Public spaces have free WiFi.

Spa services, a terrace, and multilingual staff are also featured at the luxury Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield. Self parking is free.

This 5-star Beaconsfield hotel is smoke free.

For a fee, guests can enjoy cooked-to-order breakfast on weekdays from 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM and on weekends from 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM.
English Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in British cuisine and serves breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Guests can enjoy drinks at the bar. Reservations are required.
Thai Restaurant - This restaurant specializes in Thai cuisine and serves lunch and dinner. Reservations are required. Open daily.
Bar - This cocktail bar specializes in British cuisine and serves light fare only. Open daily.
Bear by Carlo Scotto - Onsite restaurant. Open daily.
Room service (during limited hours) is available.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in all rooms: Free WiFi
  • In-room WiFi speed: 25+ Mbps
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Free offsite parking within 10 metres
  • Free self parking on site

Food and drink

  • Cooked-to-order breakfast available for a fee 7:00 AM to 10:00 AM on weekdays and 8:00 AM to 11:00 AM on weekends; GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • 3 restaurants
  • A bar/lounge

Restaurants on site

  • Bar
  • Bear by Carlo Scotto
  • English Restaurant
  • Thai Restaurant

Things to do

  • Fitness classes
  • Gym
  • Outdoor pool

Conveniences

  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage

Guest services

  • Change of towels on request
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Multilingual staff
  • Proposal/romance packages
  • Wedding services

Outdoors

  • Outdoor furniture
  • Terrace

Spa

  • Thai massages

Accessibility

  • No lift

More

  • Reception hall
  • Smoke-free property

Room amenities

Bedroom

  • Premium bedding

Bathroom

  • Dressing gowns
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Private bathroom
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Flat-screen TV

Food and drink

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Free bottled water
  • Limited room service

More

  • Air conditioning (climate-controlled)
  • Heating
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 11:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 18

Check-out

Check-out before 11 AM
Contactless check-out available
Late check-out subject to availability
A late check-out fee will be charged

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM
Guests will receive an email within 24 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staffed during limited hours
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in

Access methods

Front desk (limited hours)

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children younger than 18 are not allowed at this adults-only property. All guests 18 and older are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Payment types at the property

Important information

Fees

Guests will be asked to pay the following charges at the property:

  • Deposit: GBP 150.0 per accommodation, per stay

We've listed all charges provided to us by the property.

Optional extras

The fees and deposits listed below will be charged at the time of service, check-in, or check-out.

  • Fee for cooked-to-order breakfast: approximately GBP 10 to 25 per person
  • Late check-out is available for a fee (subject to availability)

This may not be a comprehensive list. Fees and deposits are subject to change and might not include tax.

You need to know

This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a debit card may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
The name on the credit card used at check-in to pay for incidentals must be the primary name on the guestroom reservation
This property accepts credit cards and debit cards; cash is not accepted
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher, a smoke detector, and a first aid kit
The front desk at this property is open daily from 7:00 AM - 11:00 PM.
This property doesn't offer after-hours check-in. Guests will receive an email 24 hours before arrival with check-in information. Front desk staff will greet guests on arrival at the property.
If you cancel your booking, you'll be subject to the host's cancellation policy. In accordance with EU regulations about consumer rights, property booking services are not subject to the right of withdrawal.

We should mention

  • This is an adults-only property and guests under 18 years old aren't allowed.

Property is also known as

Crazy Bear Beaconsfield Guesthouse
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
The Crazy Bear Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Beaconsfield
Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Hotel Beaconsfield

Reviews

Crazy Bear Hotel-Beaconsfield Reviews

8.0

Very good

8.4/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Staff & service

8.4/10

Amenities

8.2/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.2/10

Eco-friendliness
Rating 10 - Excellent. 277 out of 586 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 141 out of 586 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 71 out of 586 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 58 out of 586 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 39 out of 586 reviews

Reviews

2/10 Terrible

Adam

Travelled with partner
Disliked: Amenities, property conditions & facilities
Hiya I’ve just come back from my night at your hotel and would just like to say I was really disappointed for the following reasons. We stayed in room 27 which seemed like a really dark dingy and dated room and in need some modernising but that wasn’t the main issue and I just feel like you should know that for the price of that room we wasn’t impressed and certainly wasn’t wowed with things like broken light switches and limescale on the bath filler and shower head. We had two men come into our room at 3am with their phone torches on doing god knows what when we woke up they was at the end of our bed my girlfriend had no clothes on and to be honest it scared the hell out of us, neither of us realised we had to lock ourselves in for the night as that’s never normally the case when we stay at a hotel. Also from the online pictures the hotel looks amazing but we feel like we came whilst you were in the middle of refurbishment but wasn’t told about this when we booked. Around the pool as it certainly wasn’t like the pictures also we didn’t feel comfortable having to walk through part of the high street in a robe to get to the pool as I’m guessing due to the refurb we couldn’t get to the pool going through the hotel as the staff said we would need to walk round. So with all that we didn’t feel like it was a good experience and certainly not for the money we paid for the night. The staff were all great and very friendly and I mentioned this in the morning to them
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Stacey

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Calin-Dorin

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
The property is nice , the restaurant and the room look amazing . But there are some small things that could be improved: “ no changing room or toilets at the swimming pool, you have to walk to the restaurant and go down the stairs to change in your swimming suit, as the rooms are outside the spa zone at a walking distance “ , the water in the jacuzzi was freezing even if outside was 32’ Celsius . In the room would have been nice a mini bar / mini fridge as the water was boiling. They gave as a bucket with ice but still . We also paid twice the late check out fee ( £25 until 1pm and another £25 until 1:40pm , so basically the second was for another 40 minutes ) . Overall it looks fantastic and it deserves 4 stars
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Garvin

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Taranjit

Disliked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
I had an issue with a light that would not switch off, which looked like a connection issue. I reported on 2 occasions and it was not fixed. on check out, I was taking my stuff to my car, parking is no onsite and the cleaner came into the room while I was out and removed my items and left them outside of the room. To note I had just got married and my clothing items are precious and delicate and this was at 9.30am and it wasnt 11am checkout time. On reporting to staff, i was told the manager will be in touch however no one has made contact.
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Mike

Business traveller
Liked: Staff & service
Tiny room, amazing decor but cobwebs in the room and the bathroom
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

6/10 Okay

Adam

Business traveller
Liked: Staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Ermmm… probably wasn’t the best place to stay for a single person. Buisness trip. More of a place you’d take your partner if you know what I mean. First day I arrived it wasn’t as clean as expected but 2nd day it had a real good deep clean. Makes me think was it done proper before I stayed. Can’t slate it though was a nice place just wouldnt come back for a work trip but that’s my fault
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2025

4/10 Poor

Steve

Liked: Staff & service
Disliked: Room comfort
I would not call this hotel ‘quirky’ it is totally unpractical. The rooms are really dark, you can hardly see to get ready. Our bed was against the wall with no bedside cabinets. I moved a table to put next to the bed for my water. The water for the free standing bath came from the ceiling & the pressure is so slow I’m sure it would’ve taken all day to fill. The shower & basin also so unpractical. The light in the bathroom automatically comes on, but kept going off while still on the toilet! The stairs leading up to our room were also far too dark, not great after a few drinks. Even the men’s & ladies toilets down in the bar were really dark. I cannot comment on the cleanliness of our room as you couldn’t see!! The food in the thai restaurant was superb & the staff excellent. Would definitely not stay in the hotel again though. Our friends stayed in another room & said the same.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

April-Rose

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveller

Business traveller
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

marc

Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

10/10 Excellent

Mark

Amazing hotel

We decided to stay here for my wife’s birthday weekend, it did not fail to please!, we were recommended this by friends and everything they told us about was true. This hotel is a definite high 5 plus!, we will definitely stay again.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

hardeep

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Great stay. Only reason i didnt give a 5 star rating is that bar staff added items to my room bill without informing me. And On check out i also got charged a late fee for being 20 mins late giving back the room keys. So give back rooms keys before loading your luggage in the car !!!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

6/10 Okay

Verified traveller

Travelled with group
Liked: Staff & service, room comfort
Disliked: Cleanliness
It was nice but could do with better cleaning as there was a lot of dust under and around the bed and the shower kept falling off and the room was a lot smaller than expected.
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

2/10 Terrible

Mary

Disliked: Staff & service
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2025

8/10 Good

Melissa

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities
Great, unique interiors. We had the smallest room and it was very small with the bed against the wall and a sloped ceiling above it. But still a nice room.
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

2/10 Terrible

Stephanie

Disliked: Amenities
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

8/10 Good

Charles

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

8/10 Good

Nathalie

Travelled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, amenities
Can see the potential of what I am sure was once a beautiful property. I know it is under new ownership and they are doing renovations so it would be great to revisit once complete as some aspects of the room and property were a little in need of tender loving care .. cracked ceiling mirror .. tap system on the bathroom sink a little unusual to use (to get a good flow of water you had to open the cupboard door ). Good parts were the Thai meal and breakfast fantastic, comfy bed , staff were amazing and would 100% revisit on that part alone !
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Richard

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Rob

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service
Wonderful
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Danny

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Stayed 2 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Leon bourne

Liked: Cleanliness, staff & service, property conditions & facilities, room comfort
Happy
Stayed 1 night in May 2025

6/10 Okay

Stephen

Stayed 1 night in May 2025

8/10 Good

Simon

Stayed 1 night in May 2025