Escape the winter chill at Sassy Seahorse—your sun-soaked Florida getaway. Lounge by the heated pool, play pickleball, or enjoy mini golf in the backyard that glows at night. Enjoy family fun with a private movie theater, arcade, outdoor movies, BBQ dinners, and s’mores by the fire pit while watching the little ones swing and laugh. Cook gourmet meals in the fully equipped chef’s kitchen. Just 15 minutes from gorgeous beaches, IMG Academy, nature preserves, and outdoor adventures. Pups welcome!
Welcome to Sassy Seahorse Bradenton – Your Ultimate Beachtown Getaway!
We’re proud to be a Superhost with 160+ five-start reviews! This is our newest listing, and we can’t wait for you to experience it.
What our guests are saying:
“Our kids loved the outdoor fire pit, pool, mini golf, and pink pickleball court! The blinking colored pool and mini golf lights and music made every night feel like a private party! Indoors, the theater, arcade machines, ping pong table, and billiards were a wonderful treat!” - Belkis, Feb 2024
**Prime Location**
✔ Quiet residential neighborhood near beaches, restaurants & shops
✔ 7 miles/15 mins to Anna Maria Island Beaches & outdoor adventures (kayaking, biking, boating, swimming & beach horseback riding)
✔ 5 miles/10 mins to IMG Academy for attending events, camps, or training
✔ Ample parking for up to 4 vehicles
**Private Fenced Backyard Oasis**
✔ Year-round Heated Pool at 86°F with NO heating fee + Pool Basketball Hoop (pool size 16'x30', see below for pool temp details)
✔ Pickleball Court: 18.25' x 28' – non-regulation but perfect for casual play
✔ Glow Mini Golf putting green
✔ Outdoor Movie Nights: 150” screen, portable projector + Fire TV Stick for Netflix streaming
✔ IG-Worthy Murals: Hand-painted by a talented local artist
✔ BBQ with gas grill and bluetooth sound system
✔ Cozy Lounge: Plush sofa, gas firepit, outdoor dining, luxury loungers, umbrellas, bean bags, a Gazebo w/ Egg Chairs
✔ Kids’ Swing Set: Hours of fun for little ones
✔ Games Galore: Cornhole, mini soccer, jumbo Scrabble & beach themed Jenga
✔Beach Accessories: Towels, chairs & toys
(Pool heat is maintained at 86°F but may vary and cannot be guaranteed if weather drops below 60°F.)
**Indoor Fun & Entertainment**
✔ Theater/Arcade Room: 8 electric recliners, 86” Smart TV & LG sound system, popcorn station, Simpsons arcade & 14 classic Pac-Man games
✔ 3-in-1 Game Table: Pool/Ping Pong/extra dining table
✔ Living Room: 60” TV & ample plush seating
✔ Spacious Dining: Seats 12, plus 4 high chairs at the kitchen island
✔ Chef’s Kitchen: Fully equipped for all your cooking needs
✔ 400+Mbps WiFI + Remote Workstations: 3 dedicated workspaces in separate bedrooms
**Sleeps 12 | 4 Bedrooms + Bonus Room | 3 Bathrooms**
✔ Master: King bed (sleeps 2)
✔ King + Twin: King & Twin bed (sleeps 3)
✔ Blue Room: King bed (sleeps 2)
✔ Bunk Room: Twin over Full (sleeps 3)
✔ Bonus Room: Queen Murphy bed overlooking the swimming pool (sleeps 2)
✔ Mattress topper on each King bed and a smart TV in every bedroom!
✔ Family-friendly: Pack 'N Play, booster highchair & children dinnerware
✔ Dog-friendly: 2'x3' dog kennel, dog bowls & lawn area for dogs; see pet approval requirements below)
**Concierge Services To Elevate Your Stay**
✔In-Home Massage
✔ Private Chef
✔ Party Decor & Flower Cake Delivery
✔ Professional Photography
✔ Private yoga class & more
Prioritizing Guest Safety, this home is equipped with smoke and carbon monoxide detectors, fire extinguishers, and pool door alarms to enhance child safety.
Book Sassy Seahorse now for a luxurious Bradenton beachtown retreat!
IMPORTANT NOTES
~Rental Agreement, ID & Security Deposit Hold~
This property has special local compliance requirements which include a signed rental agreement and the booker’s ID verification. Guests are required to either authorize a refundable temporary $500 security deposit hold (not a traditional security deposit, not an actual charge, released if no damage/excessive cleaning), OR opt in for a $45 non-refundable damage waiver provided by a third-party insurance company.
The optional damage waiver is $45 for stays up to 10 nights, with an additional $2 per day for stays longer than 10 nights.
To make this process easy for you, we use a secure and very simple, app-free platform called Happy Guest. It is not an app, and you do not have to sign up for an account -- it’s a safe and secure website. It also gives you a guest portal with all the info about the home and all of our favorite local spots.
~Vacationing with Pets~
Pet Policy
- Up to 2 house-trained dogs (age 2+) allowed with approval.
• No cats or other pets
• Rabies vaccination & flea/tick prevention required
• Add pets under “Guests > Pets” to apply the $200 pet fee. For stays of over 10 nights, additional pet cleaning fees may apply due to increased cleaning requirements.
• Provided: kennel (24"x36"), bowls, mat for pets
~Check-in and Check-Out~
Standard check-in time is 4:00 PM and check-out is 10:00 AM.
Early check-in and late check-out may be available for a small fee, subject to cleaning schedules. Availability is confirmed the day prior.
~Refunds~
We want your stay to be perfect, but please understand that we cannot issue refunds for factors beyond our control, such as weather conditions. We highly recommend guests purchase trip insurance.
This home is nestled in the heart of nature. To help keep critters out, please keep doors and windows closed during your stay. Despite regular pest control efforts, occasional encounters with insects or other small pests—indoors or outdoors—may occur. No refunds will be issued for pest sightings.
Additional cleaning may required for stays over 10 days. Please reach out to inquire about longer stays.
Violations of our house rules may lead to guests having to leave prematurely without a refund.
For property protection and insurance purposes, there are exterior security cameras and they must remain active at all times.
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LOCAL RESTAURANTS & ATTRACTIONS
**Restaurants**
- The Rooftop Bar & Grill (Downtown Bradenton)
- Anna Maria Oyster Bar
- Tides Tiki Bar & Grill
- O'Bricks Pub & Martini Bar
- Mattison's Riverwalk Grille
**Nearby Beaches**
- Bradenton Beach
- Coquina Beach
- Holmes Beach
- Anna Maria Island
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We are offsite but are very responsive to guests' questions and requests for help. Our local manager and staff living down the road may also assist with any emergencies.
You’ll receive check-in details 72 hours prior to your arrival. A unique door access code will be sent to you for a seamless and secure self check-in.
