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The Lazy Joey, Stylish New 3/2 Near Round Top, Lake Somerville & Aggie Game Day!

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Microwave, oven, stovetop, dishwasher
Living area
Interior
Exterior
Exterior

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

3 bedrooms2 bathrooms121 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
  • Dryer
  • Pet-friendly
  • Barbecue grill
  • Washer
  • Air conditioning

Explore the area

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Somerville, TX
  • Place, Lake Somerville State Park - Birch Creek
    ‪3 min drive‬
  • Place, Somerville Lake
    ‪4 min drive‬
  • Place, Rocky Creek Park
    ‪48 min drive‬
  • Airport, College Station, TX (CLL-Easterwood)
    ‪47 min drive‬

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About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Lazy Joey, Stylish New 3/2 Near Round Top, Lake Somerville & Aggie Game Day!

Step into The Lazy Joey, a brand-new, high-end retreat designed for comfort, style, and unforgettable stays. With 3 spacious bedrooms, 2 modern bathrooms, and upscale finishes throughout, this home is perfect for families, friend groups, or anyone seeking a stylish escape close to Texas’ favorite destinations.

Located in Somerville, you’ll be minutes from Lake Somerville State Park, just 35 minutes to College Station, and 45 minutes to Round Top. Whether you’re hosting a game-day gathering, shopping the antique fairs, or relaxing by the lake, The Lazy Joey is your ideal home base.
During your stay at this vacation home, you'll be within walking distance of Lake Somerville State Park - Birch Creek. Enjoy features like laundry facilities. Enjoy your stay with amenities like 2 bathrooms and a microwave in the vacation home.
  • Air-conditioned home with washing machine, 2 bathrooms, and microwave
  • Amenities include laundry facilities
  • Just a 4-minute drive from Lake Somerville State Park - Birch Creek and 7 minutes from Somerville Lake
This vacation home offers its guests barbecue grills and laundry facilities. The front desk is open around the clock.

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the house: WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Parking on site

Food and drink

  • Dishwasher
  • Hob
  • Microwave
  • Oven

Bedrooms

  • 3 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 2 bathrooms
  • Hair dryer
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • Welcoming dogs only
  • 2 pets total

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • Unit size: 1,300 square feet

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 24

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Check-out instructions

The host requires you complete the following before checking out:
Load and start the dishwasher
Strip any used beds, gather used towels, and store extra beds
Remove personal items, remove leftover food and drinks, and take out the trash
Turn off the lights, lock the doors, and return the keys
Failure to complete these may result in a negative review from the host.

Pets

  • Pets are welcome
  • Only dogs are allowed
  • Maximum 2 pets
  • Service animals are exempt from fees

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking is not permitted

Important information

You need to know

This property is managed by a private host (a party not acting within their trade, business or profession). EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Long-term renters welcome
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions. You will also receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account which will enable you to manage your booking.

The Lazy Joey, Stylish New 3/2 Near Round Top, Lake Somerville & Aggie Game Day! Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 3 out of 3 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 0 out of 3 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 3 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 3 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 3 reviews

10/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Kathy K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Property was clean and inviting. Kitchen allowed cooking & grill outdoors was great! Bring your chairs so you can sit outside & enjoy the weather while your steaks cook!
Stayed 4 nights in Oct 2025

10/10 Excellent

maritza p.

Liked: Cleanliness
Nee build Beautiful, Clean and Cozy Home! We enjoyed our stayed a lot! Lake was about an 8min drive from the lake. The neighborhood is friendly and even has a community pool. We will definitely rent again!
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2025

10/10 Excellent

Lisa M.

Liked: Cleanliness

Amazing for our first blended getaway!

The younger kids loved the bunk beds. The oldest loved having her own space. I really loved that the master was away from the spares. Everything was so clean and beautiful. We will definitely be staying again!
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2025