4/10 Poor
Kevin S.
18 Jan 2026
Wow. Let me count the ways:1. NOT clean. Stevie Wonder could tell this place was not clean.2. NOT safe. The back doors were unlocked when we got there. But that isn't the worst: the exterior doors ALL need to be replaced. My wife could not unlock a single one. The best (thank God) was the rear door to the primary bedroom. The one in the family - unworkable. The one in the dining room - unworkable. The one in the main entry hall - unworkable. Ridiculous to rent a house out that has exterior doors in this kind of condition. You should be ashamed (though I have no doubts you are NOT).3. Garage door opener not working on arrival. Had to sleep with the garage open and exposed to possible intruders the first night. I called immediately upon arriving but your staff said it wasn't important enough to reopen the office to take care of after hours. Message received loud and clear.4. Kitchen ovens are disgusting. Clean them.5. Furniture is in terrible condition. Replace it.6. Top Deck and 2nd floor deck have little or no furnishings. So, I have to stand for the entire time I want to watch the sunrise, pretty surf, or sunset from the best vantage point? You have three (total) plastic chairs on the top two floors, and a single sling chair on the third floor that ripped when I sat in it. Unclean, inadequate, and unsafe to boot. 7. Elevator never worked. They came to work on it and it still didn't function. Not that I would have trusted it for human utility anyway. Just groceries.
Kevin S.
Stayed 5 nights in Jan 2026



















