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The Squid House, Los Calamares Central PB The house with everything!

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Terrace/patio
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Outdoor pool, a heated pool
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Smart TV, video games, DVD player, books

Reviews

10 out of 10
Exceptional

Entire home

4 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 9200 sq m

Popular amenities

  • Kitchen
  • Washing machine
  • Dryer
  • Pet-friendly
  • Free Wi-Fi

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Playa Blanca, yaiza
  • Place, Aqualava Water Park
    ‪12 min walk‬
  • Place, Dorada Beach
    ‪13 min walk‬
  • Place, Playa Flamingo
    ‪17 min walk‬
  • Airport, Arrecife (ACE-Lanzarote)
    ‪40 min drive‬

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About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire home to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Squid House, Los Calamares Central PB The house with everything!

4 bed, 3 bath detached villa on large plot in the most central and sought after area of delightful central Playa Blanca. Only 5 minutes walk from the village and beach, shops and restaurants and direct access to parque Atlantico. This beautiful, traditional, spacious villa is furnished to the highest standard and offers all the comforts of home. The villa has a large drive with parking and private garden all around. Stereo and alexa with outdoor speakers, amazon music and bluetooth. Fabulous terrace with bar. Private heated pool with a spacious terrace and sunbeds. In addition, residents and guests of Los Calamares have the advantage of the free use of the community tennis court. Pool table and dart board in the garden
Large smart TV with TV streaming for UK and other main channels and NetFlix .
Aircon and pool heating are included in the price.
You will also find many other littlel extras upon your arrival as this villa is exceptionally equipped.
The terrace is so delightful that you may well find that you do not want to leave and many guests find themselves settling into the 'manana, manana' way of life and hence, have to come again.


There is a vast choice of restaurants including some excellent fish ones and a good selection of shops selling everything from flip-flops to diamond jewellery.

Out and About: Although a car is not necessary for this villa, we generally recommend one. Benefits include avoiding taxi queues at the airport and not having to carry the shopping! A small car may be hired for as little as €25 per day and when you realise a taxi from the airport costs about €50 it all makes sense! There is also of course the added benefit of being able to use a car for day trips to some of Lanzarote’s most beautiful spots such as Fire Mountain, Jameos del Agua or El Golfo.
Please feel free to enquire even if it is just to ask a question.
Our customers tell us they can't get enough of the pool at this villa. During your stay, you're just a quick walk from Centro de Salud de Playa Blanca. An outdoor pool and laundry facilities are available. The villa includes amenities such as free WiFi and a private pool.
  • Air-conditioned villa with private pool, kitchen, and washing machine
  • Free WiFi
  • Take a swim in the outdoor pool
  • Amenities include laundry facilities
  • Onsite recreation includes tennis courts and a playground
  • Guests have great things to say about the pool and the helpful staff
  • Within a 15-minute walk of Centro de Salud de Playa Blanca and Nuestra Senora del Carmen Square
This villa offers its guests an outdoor pool, barbecue grills, and a garden. The front desk is open around the clock.

Smoking is allowed in designated areas at this Yaiza villa.

Property amenities

Beach

  • Beach nearby
  • Beach towels

Pool/Spa

  • Communal pool
  • Heated pool
  • Outdoor pool
  • Private pool

Internet

  • Available in the villa: Free WiFi

Parking and transport

  • Car not required
  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Electric kettle
  • Hob
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchen island
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • 4 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 3 bathrooms
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Shower
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Books
  • DVD player
  • Games
  • Smart TV with cable/satellite channels
  • Stereo
  • Video games
  • Video library

Outdoor areas

  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture
  • Patio

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities
  • Washing machine

Work spaces

  • Printer

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly
  • Welcoming dogs only
  • 2 pets total

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • In-room accessibility
  • Designated smoking areas
  • Note from host: Smoking allowed only in outside areas

Services and conveniences

  • Iron/ironing board
  • Safe

Location highlights

  • In a village
  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near a hospital
  • Near a zoo
  • Near the marina
  • Near the sea

Things to do

  • Billiards/pool table
  • Heated pool
  • Tennis
  • Basketball nearby
  • Cycling nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Horseback riding nearby
  • Jet skiing nearby
  • Sailing nearby
  • Scuba diving nearby
  • Snorkelling nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Water skiing nearby
  • Winery tours nearby

Safety features

  • No carbon monoxide detector or gas appliances (host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • Garden
  • Unit size: 2,153 square feet

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM

Minimum check-in age: 25

Check-out

Check-out before 10:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Information provided by the property may be translated using automated translation tools

Pets

  • Pets are welcome
  • Only dogs are allowed
  • Maximum 2 pets
  • Restrictions apply
  • For more information, you can reach out to the property at the number on the booking confirmation
  • Service animals are exempt from fees
  • Note from host: Maximim one pet

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Events

No events allowed

Smoking

Smoking allowed: in designated areas

Smoking allowed only in outside areas

Important information

You need to know

This property is managed by a private host (a party not acting within their trade, business or profession). EU consumer law, including the right of withdrawal, will not apply to your booking. The cancellation policy set by the private host will cover your booking.
Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there are no carbon monoxide detectors or gas appliances on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions. You will also receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account which will enable you to manage your booking.

We should mention

  • Onsite cash transactions can't exceed GBP 1000, due to national regulations. For more details, please contact the property using information in the booking confirmation.
  • To make arrangements for your pet, contact the property directly using the information on your booking confirmation.

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The Squid House, Los Calamares Central PB The house with everything! Reviews

Reviews

10

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 84 out of 91 reviews
Rating 8 - Good. 6 out of 91 reviews
Rating 6 - Okay. 0 out of 91 reviews
Rating 4 - Poor. 1 out of 91 reviews
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 91 reviews

9.8/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

Sharon F.

Liked: Cleanliness
We had a lovely stay, everything you wanted was available. We had Paul the chief (QR code on fridge) for one evening for my husband's birthday.Excellent food, we sat outside in the undercover area. Perfect There is everything and more you need in the kitchen.Walking distance to shops, beach and waterparc.
Stayed 7 nights in Mar 2026

10/10 Excellent

Nicole d.

Liked: Cleanliness

Amazing stay

The Squid House was perfect for our party, ages ranging from 75 to 13.The location was ideal, just a 5 minute walk to the supermarket and shops and all the bars and restaurants on the sea front.The layout of the property was perfect for our needs, all on one level and the bedrooms spaced apart with plenty of bathrooms. The villa is well equipped with everything you could possibly need for your stay, and the air con in the bedrooms was a god send in July! Plenty of outdoor space and the pool table and dartboard kept the teens well entertained, as did the warm pool.Therese was a wonderful host who helped us on several occasions, and the communication leading up to our stay was 5-star.This was our 4th trip to Lanzarote and the largest villa we've stayed in, and it was great to show the rest of our family why we love returning to the island.
Stayed 10 nights in Jul 2025

10/10 Excellent

Carol B.

Liked: Cleanliness

Perfect Holiday Home

Squid House is beautiful and perfect for a relaxing holiday. We were a 3 generation family and everyone was comfortable and happy. Beautifully furnished and very well equipped for 8. Modern kitchen, utility room with washing machine (perfect when you have young children). 4 very comfortable bedrooms and 3 modern bathrooms. The inside Lounge and dining room are very spacious with enough seating for everyone.The outside space is wonderful, seating and dinning under cover and plenty of sunloungers for everyone.The secluded pool is heated and cleaned regularly and in my granddaughters words ‘amazing’. The location is perfect, 5 min walk to supermarket, gift shops, restaurant and a beautiful sandy beach.7 mins up the road in a car is the Aqualavawater park, great fun for a day out.Things that make the squid house stand out are the little touches: shampoo and little vanity packs in the bathrooms, a well stocked honesty bar, toys and games and so many more personal touches that make it a home.Therese was easy to communicate with and provided lots of information.We highly recommend The Squid House and hope to return for another holiday.
Stayed 8 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

John B.

Liked: Cleanliness

What a great place to stay for a vacation

The villa was excellent. Great spaces outside for children and adults. Great entertaining options including the swimming pool, pool table, darts, climbing frame, slide. Awesome. Great standard of furnishing and plenty of room in all the bedrooms. Brilliant.
Stayed 7 nights in May 2025

10/10 Excellent

Robert R.

Liked: Cleanliness

Squid House - fantastic

great position...10 mins from promenade, 3 mins from bus station and cab rank.the house itself is great, plenty of space for 3 couples, really well equipped kitchen and fridge. Pool is very welcome !we would definately re-book
Stayed 8 nights in Apr 2025

10/10 Excellent

Jack J.

Liked: Cleanliness

The Jones Family - February 2025

Lovely, comfortable and well positioned villa - we will miss the lovely bathrooms.
Stayed 14 nights in Feb 2025

10/10 Excellent

Debbie W.

Liked: Cleanliness

Prefect villa for a family

We have been visiting Lanzarote for 5 years now and this is the best villa we have stayed in. There was everything we needed to enjoy our stay including presents under the tree for us and the children. The pool is warm, the villa spacious and has lots of outdoor space. Easy walk to the shops and restaurants by the port. Would love to stay again.
Stayed 7 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kate R.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fantastic Christmas

A lovely, spacious property. So close to everything, yet quite and peaceful. Everything provided for. Thank you.
Stayed 7 nights in Dec 2024

10/10 Excellent

Ann R.

Liked: Cleanliness

Excellent property

Great position, everything was provided for. Very clean,
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

Fiona M., Renfrewshire

Liked: Cleanliness

Excellent in all ways

The Squid house is a spacious immaculate villa which myself and 6 friends thoroughly enjoyed. Therese the owner is a delight to deal with and genuinely wants you to have a great holiday. There were so many little touches that made a difference that often aren’t always present in self catering villas. There was everything you could ask for in terms of kitchen crockery, glasses etc and the fridge with filtered water and ice machine was a real bonus; you can tell it’s a house that is lived in and loved. The outside space is large and very well maintained with plenty seating in the sun and shade, the heated pool was a bonus too. It’s an easy walk to the many restaurants in the port area, a bit further but doable to the Marina. For those not so mobile taxis are plentiful and cheap. We hope to return next year thanks so much Therese
Stayed 7 nights in Sep 2024

10/10 Excellent

tracey w.

Liked: Cleanliness

Excellent property

Fantastic 2 week stay at the squid house, fully stocked with all we needed, very central, only 5 min walk to nearest supermarket. Excellent communication with Therese when we had a question. High recommend this property if you are looking for a lovely property and stress free holiday.
Stayed 14 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Nicola G.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fabulous

The Squid House was everything we expected and more. Everything you could possibly need was provided. Will definately visit again
Stayed 7 nights in Jun 2024

10/10 Excellent

Tony G.

Liked: Cleanliness

Everything we hoped for and more

We had a fabulous stay at the squid house with our daughters, partners and grandchildren The Squid House was perfect for us all and everything you would need for a family holiday is included. The house is beautiful, spacious and in the perfect location just a 10 minute walk to the seafront. The swimming pool was lovely and with heating included was perfect any time of the day We as a family wouldn’t hesitate to book again in the future
Stayed 7 nights in May 2024

10/10 Excellent

Aime R.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fantastic Home

We had a lovely family stay here, 3 generations absolutely loved the house and had a great time. It is very well laid out, with both double rooms in particular enjoying a bit of privacy. The two twin rooms are close together and share a bathroom which was perfect. It was clean and tidy to the level you expect of a well loved home. It definitely feels like it has a personality rather than just being a pristine white box! The kitchen is very modern and well-equipped with everything you need and more (ice maker on the fridge!). The covered terrace was the absolute selling point for us and meant we could still enjoy being outside when it rained. The bluetooth speakers were brilliant and the sound was quite contained. There is plenty of room for 8 people in every part of the property and we never felt cramped. The pool is fab and very warm, with sun beds and a gate to keep secure from smaller kids. It’s a really short and level walk to a large supermarket and not much further to the seafront which has numerous restaurants and bars to enjoy, all of them very accommodating to families. The village has lovely shops and if you fancy a further walk round the coast path you get to the absolutely gorgeous marina area which has a fab market on Wednesdays and Saturdays and plenty of restaurants. The booking process was so easy and Therese was very kind and helpful. We all said we would definitely stay again!
Stayed 7 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Shaun T.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fantastic Villa

Theresa was a brilliant host of this property. She gave us loads of great information. Great use of the tennis court. The back gate was a game changer for us as it meant we didnt have to walk all the way around the street. Overall a brilliant stay and a great host. Thank you Theresa.
Stayed 7 nights in Mar 2024

10/10 Excellent

Alastair P.

Liked: Cleanliness

Excellent villa for adults and kids alike!

8 of us (2 families) had a wonderful stay at Squid House over the half term holidays. The villa was perfect in size, wonderful indoor and outdoor space, and the pool and aminities were great! The added touches (drinks on arrival, coffee pods, pool toys, beach towels) were a really well appreciated, and made for a stress free arrival! Location was also incredible, and we had many outings to the local beaches and restaurants. The kids loved the nearby football pitch and courts, while car and bike hire was also in walking distance. I would definitely recomend - 5 stars from us!
Stayed 8 nights in Feb 2024

10/10 Excellent

Caroline P.

Liked: Cleanliness

January 2024

Fantastic Villa. Equipped with everything you could possibly need. Perfect location in a quiet area but just a short walk to restaurants, bars and shops. Excellent and prompt communication with host. Will definitely return again soon.
Stayed 8 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

Kevin E.

Liked: Cleanliness

Great host great location

Therese had the most complete welcome amenities we have ever seen. The location of the home is very close to the center of Playa Blanca. We enjoyed the heated pool. Although I suggest having a car this home is near the central bus station. For us this home worked very well.
Stayed 14 nights in Jan 2024

10/10 Excellent

Stephen C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Fantastic new year stay

We had a fantastic time at the Squid Housef over new year. On arrival the house was dressed for the festive period. It was a nice touch - if not a bit surreal - seeing a Santa riding a dolphin tree bobble whilst it was 24 degrees outside! The welcome basket on arrival was one of the best we’ve ever had - a great selection of wine and fizz. The villa itself was even better than the pictures. It had everything we needed. The master bedroom is huge and it has its own separate door out into the garden. The pool area was great and our kids absolutely loved it. The outside shower was a nice touch as we could rinse them off after playing in the pool. There was a great selection of pool and garden toys. The outdoor seating area was our favourite part of the villa. During the day it was a great place to relax and in the evening we enjoyed having drinks - watching the fireworks go off over Playa Blanca was one of the highlights of our trip. The kitchen was really well stocked and the fridge and freezer had tons of space. We didn’t cook much however everything needed was there if we’d wanted to. The location was brilliant also. Exiting the garden gate meant it was around a 5 minute walk to the hiperdino supermarket area (turning left) or the port end of the front (turning right). We hired a car but in reality only used it to transport large bottles of water - it wasn’t needed. Therese was a fantastic host and we’d throughly recommend a stay at the Squid House!
Stayed 7 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Maria D.

Liked: Cleanliness

Wonderful

A fabulous villa with everything we needed for a comfortable and relaxing break. Lots of room for our family group and facilities are excellent. The location is perfect with 5 to 10 mins walk to most shops, bars and restaurants. Great communication with Therese and we received a lovely gift pack on arrival. Thanks for everything
Stayed 11 nights in Dec 2023

10/10 Excellent

Susan S., Warwickshire, UK

Liked: Cleanliness

Great stay at the squid house

The squid house is in an excellent location for walking to restaurants, the beach & harbour. The house is comfortable and well equipped and We enjoyed our stay. The pool was warm and the children loved it.
Stayed 7 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Mike S., UK

Liked: Cleanliness

Squid House

November 2023 - We have stayed in 6 different villas in Playa Blanca over the past few years, The Squid House stands out from them all, both in refurbishment, location and service. Hopefully, can return next year,
Stayed 7 nights in Oct 2023

10/10 Excellent

Richard Bell B.

Liked: Cleanliness

Brilliant

Our 1st time staying at The Squid House july 2023 and what a great villa, indoor layout spacious with a good amenities and flow out to the outdoor terrace, garden, pool area. Location fantastic with the town, promenade, beach, shopping, supermarkets, restaurants, virtually on your doorstep. Bus station within 100yrds servicing all your trips further afield, as an example 5 adults 2 children 17euro return puerto del carman. 30 min journey. Taxi from rubicon marina to villa 4 euros. Lots of options all round. We will be back..
Stayed 13 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Louise C.

Liked: Cleanliness

Lovely Holiday

We stayed at Squid House as a party of 4 adults and 2 young children. The house is wonderful, very well equipped and in a great location. Therese was excellent as a host and provided us with lots of very useful information prior to our arrival. We had a couple of issues when we got there which Therese resolved as soon as she was able. I would definitely stay again.
Stayed 7 nights in Jul 2023

10/10 Excellent

Ivy Q.

Liked: Cleanliness

Wonderful stay, generous host! House just keeps on giving!

It was the perfect Villa for our group family holiday. The quality of the house is excellent such as the new kitchen refurb and en-suite bathrooms. We loved that there were cold refreshments and household amenities all available, a drinks cabinet and a little outdoor bar that was just added before we arrived. Heated pool was great for the little one and it was cleaned twice during our stay. Beach toys and towels also a big plus! It can get a bit warm in the communal spaces in the house but we didn’t mind relaxing outside in the seating area with the blankets provided. Great location!
Stayed 8 nights in Jun 2023